Evil Worldwide
   

Are you down with the clown? Well I certainly hope not! Unless you live near Michigan you probably aren’t familiar with what is known as a Juggalo. These young brainwashed individuals have unfortunately taken the lowest path in life and devoted their entire income to supporting the ridiculous rap group known as I.C.P. the Insane Clown Posse. I’m not joking when I say that either. The only articles of clothing they own is littered with the identity of the Wicked Clowns. Hats, shirts, hoodies, anything you can think of. If they are unfortunate enough to not be able to purchase this fantastic wardrobe, then they simply write the letters ICP all over everything they have. This lack of funds is most likely due to the fact that they will purchase any album multiple times because the clowns said so. They even buy them for friends as gifts because the clowns said so. I’d be pretty upset if I unwrapped a gift and found a cd full of repetitive nut sack references in it. Some of these people are harder to identify at a wrestling show but there is always one sure sign to identify them, literally. They will always bring a sign of the Hatchet Man on it. Watch any episode of wrestling on TV and you will always at least see one. Play it like a drinking game, with Faygo! Basically kids, you don’t want to be a Juggalo unless you’re willing to sacrifice your dignity to dress up like Ronald McDonald.